Happy New year 2016!!
November and December were very eventful;
heartening and disheartening for so many reasons.
Well, Chennai was flooded to the brim;
possibly man made, Amma made; nature made; however humanity with spontaneity was
deemed the eventual winner; and we had seen the same in our condo recently,
here in Singa, when one of our friendly lovely bloke breathed his last in a not
that far away Pulau Ubin, of a sudden cardiac arrest and him gone forever and his
young family now back in Mumbai.
Albeit glad, that Chennai is perking up again
and bouncing back to life as usual; Amma is deep down the floods, yet; in deep sleep/
coma and has become a sister to Chennaites in the process; unable to breathe,
bathe and swim, her ministers had escaped by and large leaving the hapless
Chennaites to fend for themselves; whilst the rivers within 100 kms of Chennai including
the infamous cooum were so furious and flowing with vengeance;. Amma and others
have now got the elections fever and dear Thatha too; and him as usual not
tired of writing letters, again and again, to everyone in India and also to
himself, so confused and delirious; Modiji came and gone; has given 2000 cores
so far and did an aerial view of Chennai with a morphed window photo, soon
changed by the PM Office, after a mega cry in Twitter.
DMDK, DMK and others are waiting for the
digital social media and recent Chennai floods to get rid of Amma; Vijayakanth
is now spitting at and in public, splitting whilst Maestro Raja was in full
form against the press reporter and also in “Thaarai Thappattai”, a master
piece, 1000th Album from him (!), snapshotting 4000 years of spoken Tamil
and at least 3000 years of written Tamil language and it’s southern culture in
continuum; the so called Beep song( in Tamil) has made waves for wrong reasons in
an already flooded Chennai; Simbu is at large; whilst Vaiko is still at large
chiding with erstwhile LTTE sympathisers and hapless communists.
Modiji, of late has been shopping in
Lahore; gifting head gears to his counterpart; looking for Khans; Ameer and
Sharukh’s; was looking for them Pathaans in Afghanistan, couldn’t; hence
stopped over in Lahore; India needs Pakistan; and Pakistan needs India; US says
so; now BJP says so; Bollywood says so; well until very recently Pakistan was
bursting crackers almost every day; Amit Ji shall say so; pseudo and real NRI
diaspora shall; Pakistan Jindabad; media shall say so. Last year he refused to
meet Nawaz; shook his hand last month and now canoodling; Modiji’s
political acumen shall be lauded. Diaspora says so.
Indian Article
370 can't be abrogated, repealed or amended; Jammu and Kashmir HC says so; come on; India is already clean; toilets have been built ; awards have been
given back and forth; Intellectual and Pseudo ones have been asked to vacate
their Delhi premises; Govt must hoist state flag on
official buildings, cars , says Jammu and Kashmir High Court; well that’s
interesting, not a Union flag; US drones have been ordered for Billions of
dollars by India , to keep US happy; BJP happy; Chinese happy: Indian NRIs
happy; Aircon lounging pseudo intellects are very, very happy. Even, a Chai
wallah’s can speak in English!
Indian
Economy is booming; poverty is already abating;
FDI is flooding; NRIs are deluding and hallucinating ; Pseudos’ becoming real
and real’s becoming fakes; caste-ism is being erased from the average Indian’s
psyche and already Indian diaspora; so
called higher caste or upper class Indians falling over knees and their hips
with love and love only to get married
to lower caste or class lovers unlike until recently, when the inter caste, inter-religious marriages were
conveniently based on financially contrived viability, the norms amongst our convent and pseudo
educated, equated, cultural elitists of upper class torch bearers; well India
is shining; whilst Dalits in India are
still lynched for their love for love, goat, music, meat, cows , beef, Hindu Gods
and temple entry and alas, for being a human being; Lord Siva apparently
ordered the obstructing Nandi to move off
so that Nandanar, a Dalit worshipper can
see him and pray; albeit worship from outside , let alone a Dalit come inside
his Temple; India’s Supreme court is still stuck with Agama’s ; PM Modi is batting for unity ,saying, India is a garden with many
flowers;( possibly only to be plucked now and then); BJP loses its face in
Bihar; Lalloo is back in action, ruling BIHAR by proxies again; Nithish’ s
already U turned on prohibition; Arvind K fighting it against Centre and
Jaitley ; discovered that Modiji a coward in the process; Delhi is so unkempt
and unhealthy!
Angela Merkel is the Time Person of the
year; Syrian refugee crises response and
Greek bail out were being the main attributed reasons; leader leading from
behind; BajiRao sports ten packs and is doing Naakku Mukka against Aagamas; his
Masthaani is lovely and does Pinga with Kashi bai, her competitor; Bahubali was
great; watched Star wars for 8 dollars,
whilst the world paid 2 billion to do the same; Obama is doing good locally and in Iran; may leave a
legacy of health care reforms when he leaves his office soon and with Hilary ; Paris
incidents were awful, whilst a Russian plane was taken off radar; CSK is banned
for few years; Kohli is going good; Dhoni and
India are in Australia next year. From New Year, temples in Tamil Nadu to
enforce dress code 2016 (!); consumers in India with annual taxable income over
Rs 10 lakh won't get subsidised LPG and in which case, that may be you!
Wish you all a very Happy New Year 2016; and
may you all welcome it with “Thaarai and Thappatai”!
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