Amma is back !

Amma is back to Whack!!

Modi masthan’s ministers would have visited the accused Amma at home to enquire about her hernia exactly few weeks before the judgment day; judge will forget to do primary level math; land bill will try to change its ugly face again; Metro rail may run soon underground forever; Autos in Chennai will have meters; Buses will run in diesel; Traffic police will make money on Helmets; Temple priests, poojaris and astrologers in T Nadu will now go to bed poorer; Amma’s water is bottled again for sale (no pun intended); Amma’s Idli’s too.

“Thatha” is still hanging on; awaiting a Masala Dosa for the last time. Obamacare is almost down. Labour has lost badly once again. Cameron is back with an unexpected majority. NHS is possibly going down the brooms. Princess Charlotte Diana somebody appeared from nowhere and Prince Charles, her grandpa, nonetheless is too disappointed with his mum still being alive and happy that his ex-wife is not alive.

Calamities are strewn everywhere across the Globe, like an unwanted seed in a good going Orange; Nepal, Malaysia, South Korea, China and everywhere. People lives are lost as usual needlessly. Nature is in incessant action.

Modi is globetrotting as usual with an excellent PR team (includes mentally and home sick NRI’s, votless OCI’s etc.) and media support. Indian GDP is projected to be in double digits soon with his and Rajan’s blessings. Not sure who the Indian External affairs or Foreign is and what she or he up to? Modi is praying to “Devi” in Bangladesh and Amma in Chennai, and spraying billion of Indian tax payer’s money over East Bengal out of nostalgia! Sure, you can’t beat Chinese in their game!AAP kejriwal has gone smarter with new hairdo and vitality, and once again, Modi factor is playing the roost.

Rahul is becoming a politician and in the process few others too; Dalits and Muslims in Maharashtra may leave en masse to Kerala, as there is no more beef left to eat in their state; Karnataka may go to supreme court against Amma; and for  Megadadhu dam; however wont abide by supreme court judgments in Cauvery issue; Kerala wont abide by the rule of law; Tamil movies are always a hit in Kerala and Karnataka; unity in diversity; not in Universities, where you are strangled, if you are not an elitist!

Secularism is not trendy anymore; albeit pseudo secularism. Pseudo elitist, Pseudo NRI’s….everything is pseudo about Indian pseudo citizens, pseudo diaspora overseas.

“Shamitabh” came and gone. Maestro Raja, still scores. Fell in love with Piddly and Sonnata. Uttama villain was bundled out even before it unfurled. PIKU has escaped. Bombay Velvet slipped and disappeared. Manu is still wed to Tanu and going great. Part 3 is planned with midget Maddy or a baby Kangana. Surya and Yuvan continue disappointing. Rudramadevi Telugu album is great! Santhosh Narayanan is becoming a Music composer now. Rajinikanth has gone back to a younger one for his next project and hope he is learning PIKU way. MR was back with half-baked OK Kanmani whilst Rahman did the savior act as Mozart of Madras. Yet to watch “Kaakka Muttai” .

Hindi is still the non-official, official lingua franca in United Bharat and “Sanskrit” for its VHP and BJP devotees. Tamil is still spoken overseas, but in India. Well, Tamilians were never in the national mainstream!!

Its SEA games in Singapore and it's opening ceremony was great.

Bali was great. Women and food were great looking! Tamil and Sanskrit words were everywhere; nay to the pseudo Hindus.  Resort stay among-st the paddy field was the best of the decade. Also, touched base in US and Canada. Transited in Dubai and was “Thinking” about Chennai airport. Washington was fine. Niagara is great with 180 million gallons every second or a minute, whilst New York was dirty. I also met some of the wonderful people of my lives. Overwhelmed by the affection and care received; Kudos, to humanity and human bonding and etchings on greener memory stick.

Home is busy as usual with family and friends. Many have come and gone and left their imprints recently. Good human being visited us from down under. It’s been full house. We like it. It’s fun, though it is tough work. Better half is currently on holistic management mode; kudos to her. Amma is doing fine, I mean my Amma. Occasional bickering bought on by my age and her ego, albeit acceptable. Few friends have disappeared from the radar forever mapping life in perspective. Few have appeared as new born super kids. Kudos to them as they seem to be jobless, homeless, peerless, selfless, since born on social media ! Well I am a hypocrite to use the same to be judgmental. Well, am I jealous? I might be.

Swami Varmanandha has appeared from nowhere through the same. Whilst feeling  blessed with him, am already looking forward to my next holiday as my thinking machine has gone haywire and begun to creek again…..!

Keen to learn Mandarin. Nee how maa?